SHERLULZ

DRAMA AND LULZ AND NOTHING INBETWEEN

THINGS ABOUT REICHENBACH

I can’t use the word “LIKE” okay, THE WOUNDS ARE TOO FRESH.

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/hyperventilation #590 of the day

John. JOHN.
JOHN.
This was the WORST beginning ever. ;_; Hit me right in the gut. JOHN. Oh god. I hadn’t expected anything like this so early. I thought it was way more effective than just waiting for a sad ending, since we expected that anyway. BY GOD JOHN.
It’s been 18 months and he can’t even say Sherlock’s name. It’s like he hasn’t even talked at all about him… and buried it so deep that it’s almost impossibly painful to bring up again. Or, has it been 18 months? They said it had been that long since he’s been to his therapist, anyway.
And he was so worried for Sherlock throughout the episode. :/ and Sherlock of course HAD to run off on his own all the time.
And on a completely different note: Was that a nod to Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy with Martin Freeman in bathrobe and towel over his shoulder? Or am I just seeing things where there are none?

Moriarty was SPLENDID. AND I MEAN FUCKING BRILLIANTLY FANTASTICALLY SPLENDID. Especially the first few scenes, gawd yes. And in court. AND WHEN HE JUST STUMBLED INTO THE JOURNALIST’S LIVING ROOM OH MY GOD. Amazing. Too bad he’s dead for real. D: Probably, anyway.
And Molly. Oh my word, her little offer of help, when she said Sherlock looked sad when he thought John wasn’t looking… MY HEART. What did she do for him? Confirm his death when he really wasn’t? Will she be the only person to know or does Mycroft know as well, like in the books?

Oh, and Sally. WTF. I WANTED TO LIKE YOU. Honestly, I think I read this fanfic where they think Sherlock is a criminal mastermind and gang up on him a few times. Maybe Moffat has, too. >_>

The ending… it seems to me that the more time passed, the LESS John was actually able to deal with Sherlock’s death. Maybe he had honest hopes that he wasn’t really dead in the beginning (he seemed more composed when he was at the grave early in the timeline). What will he be like after 3 years? SHERLOCKKKKKK, YOU’RE BREAKING THE MAN. ]:

Aaahhh there are a billion other things but I cannot deal right now. AND. Another break. 3 weeks went by so quickly ;____; WE JUST SURVIVED ONE. SOMEONE, GET FILMING! *hangs head* SOMEONE SAVE JOHN.

Sherlock: John?
John: It’s blood.
Sherlock: I know, that’s from the smuggler we took down yesterday.
Anything the matter?
John: No… No, it’s nothing.
Sherlock: Then stop staring and get going. Mycroft just called. Today is going to be big, I can feel it!

Sherlock: John?
John: It’s blood.
Sherlock: I know, that’s from the smuggler we took down yesterday.
Anything the matter?
John: No… No, it’s nothing.
Sherlock: Then stop staring and get going. Mycroft just called. Today is going to be big, I can feel it!

John’s litte “oh” face in Scandal in Belgravia (yesss dat acting, all the awards for Martin Freeman) when Irene said that he and Sherlock are a couple made me wonder what exactly went through his head at that moment.
And then I remembered a scene from the movie “Corrina, Corrina” which I thought was HILARIOUS as a kid (in which the widower and his housekeeper have basically become so used to their shared domesticity that they didn’t even notice when they kissed goodbye until seconds later XD)

(((SPOILERS))) What I liked about The Hound of Baskerville


THIS WAS BASICALLY AN EPISODE OF THE X-FILES.
SECRET MILITARY BASES, RUNNING AROUND THE WOODS AT NIGHT WITH TORCHES… AND I LOVED IT! (it’s funny because I’ve been wanting to draw Sherlock and John as Mulder and Scully for some time now XD)

Omg, where to start…
So, agitated Sherlock in the beginning REALLY made me restless as well. STOP TWITCHING, GODDAMN. I thought it was a bit over the top but then again, Sherlock is pretty dramatic in everything he does.
Hahaha, okay, when they arrived at the Inn, I KNEW there would be more innuendo (and sure enough the only-one-room-left-trope was used, one of my favourites! Too bad we didn’t get to see any of it XD)
The case itself was so-so (especially the bits simply consisting of Russell freaking out were kinda boring because repetitive), pretty predictable, although I loved the mystery element and I lovedlovedloved the military base location. Goddamn, did they take lighting lessons from JJ Abrams or something? I could barely see anything because of the billion lensflares in my eyes. John pulling rank was SEXY. Sherlock obviously thought so, too. Speaking of sexy, so John gets distracted by Sherlock’s cheekbones. I SEE.

Now for Sherlock’s panic attack in front of the fireplace. Nooot quite sure whether I bought it. I mean yes, I see the logic behind it and he explained it well enough a minute later, but him almost breaking out in hysteric crying was a bit weird.
Speaking of weird: Sherlock has a “mind palace”. JUST LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER. Should that concern us? XD I was expecting a walk through his mind palace (omg that would have been awesome), but instead we got something that looked more like Minority Report and convinced me for a second that he must actually be an android.

The little John/Sherlock dispute in the middle was cute (anyone else glad the “I HAVE NO FRIENDS, ONLY CHINS” scene was in this episode and not the next one?), Sherlock seemed genuinely sorry… although of course he then proceded to experiment on John some more. XD

I almost exploded because of Surprise!Lestrade! (I know he’s in the book as well but omg, it’s been AGES since I’ve read it and I completely forgot)
What’s going on this season, he’s a hoot! Being all cheeky in sunglasses. Brown as a nut. SENT. THERE. BY. MYCROFT. Okay, so I had never seen enough of a basis for me to ship Mystrade before, but please bring on the fanfiction. He does his bidding readily enough, apparently. XD

Now, the ending was obviously to prepare us for the epic (NOOOOOO) finale (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) next week. Hnnnngh, I really wanna know how Mycroft got Moriarty and why he had to let him go. D8|
Edit: OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

In conclusion: This wasn’t as brilliant as Belgravia by far, but very enjoyable and squeeworthy enough for a fangirl. XD But yeah, it’s always the middle ep that comes off worst, isn’t it? We are all going to die next week anyway. Just saying.